News of Oxi and Tide's coming out spreads like a gasoline fueled wildfire throughout the class. More and more people congratulated them but some despised them. Great Value Bleach most of all.
Great Value Bleach always disliked Oxi and Tide, but now she felt like she had a valid reason to completely HATE them. While on the flip side, most people avoided G.V. Bleach whenever possible. But with the news of Oxi and Tide's coming out G.V. Bleach felt like they crossed a line. She felt like they are doing this out of spite, and so she confronted them about this after school at the laundromat.
"Why are you guys doing this?" G.V. Bleach said angrily.
"Doing what?" Tide asked, confused.
"OH YOU KNOW WHAT!" She snapped back, getting more and more angry by the second. The entire mat went quiet.
"Ohhhhh, I get it." Oxi said breaking the silence, "Isn't she homophobic?" he whispered into Tide's ear. "Ohhh yeah." Tide said out loud.
"Aren't you against gay people?" Tide responded.
"YES, AND I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS JUST TO SPITE ME." She was yelling now.
"Yes because it is perfectly reasonable to love someone just to make another person uncomfortable." Oxi snapped.
After the laundromat laughed and yelled "BURN" at her, they continued back to their own conversations.
Now that they said that outloud she felt a little dumb, but she didn't want to look like it. "You know that is wrong!" She continued to yell and yell at the detergents about how Jesus Clorox didn't like it until Oxi and Tide inched away, uninterested. They walked back over to the group.
"What is her problem?!" Oxiclean said to them.
"Homophobes." Shout said disgusted. "So judgemental."
"Sorry guys, but you're not the only one with problems." Snuggles replied.
"What? What's wrong?" Oxi asked.
"Chloroform is always following us. It is getting VERY annoying." Snuggles said. He turned to the chair beside him and up popped Chloroform.
"YOU JUST HAVEN'T ACCEPTED OUR LOVE. SOON MY DEAR, SOON. YOU WILL SEE." Chloroform said. Snuggles gave a gross look and Chloroform slowly went back under the chair, muttering about how she loved him and how adorable their future children would be.
The boys kept talking and Chloroform listened. From the information she gathered from stalking, she found out that her other love was dating... TIDE?! Chloroform had a major crush on the two boys, Oxi and Snuggles. Since she can't choose one, she'll just take both. I know I shouldn't do this but this is an emergency, she thought to herself. Then, chloroform pulled out her phone and began texting G. V. Bleach.
C: Did you hear the news?!
GV Bleach: I did. Those boys are horrible.
C: Listen, we need to split them apart. I can't stand watching Oxi with the wrong man.
GV Bleach: How?
C: I'll think of something.
GV Bleach: You better hurry. It's just disgusting.
C: You shut up. Gay couples are adorable. Not this one though. Not ever.
GV Bleach: Whatever. Just come up with an idea.
<A Few Hours Later>
GV Bleach: Chloroform! I have a plan!! Have you noticed how Snuggles looks at Oxi?
C: Yeah kinda, where are you going with this?
GV Bleach: Well.... If we can get snuggles to confess his feelings (as disgusting as that is,) maybe we can get Oxi and Tide to break up and then you can swoop in.
C: THAT'S GENIUS, but how do we do that?
GV Bleach: Just you wait. You'll find out soon.
