The Autobots laughed as they watched some movies with their human friends. The kids had decided to show them super hero movies such as Spider man, Batman, Deadpool, X-Men and many more... At some points they cringed too as the kids all said "ew". Later on after they had watched a whole bunch of movies, they decided to go to bed. The next morning, Optimus and Ratchet couldn't believe their eyes. Arcee was running around, whipping an invisible lasso at everyone and screaming "I AM WONDER FEMME!" Jack walks up to her and whispers something in her ear.
"Oh," she says, then proceeds to scream, "I AM WONDER WOMAN!!" Then they spot Bulkhead running around with a gun screaming
"MAXIMUM EFFORT!!" Miko just laughs and joins in. Bumblebee was nowhere to be found.
Later that day, Ratchet was walking around the base looking for something. Suddenly, a black figure hung down in front of him.
'I am Batman.' Bumblebee thinks with a low tone. Ratchet jumps back slightly, startled at Bumblebee who was hanging upside down in front of him. He then regains his composure and pushes past Bumblebee who proceeds to go back up to the ceiling and stealthily follow Ratchet. Suddenly, he jumps down to the ground in front of Ratchet and thinks,
'Batman will get you. There is no point in trying to run away.' Ratchet yells this time, he thought that Bumblebee had gone to bother someone else.
"Bumblebee please, you're not Batman." Ratchet says in a matter of fact tone. Bumblebee gasps and runs off. Ratchet just stands there, confused as to why Bumblebee was so strange.
Bee ran off to find the others and when he did, he pulled them all into a corner.
'Ratchet told me I'm not Batman!' He thinks to them. They all gasp.
"We can't have that! We must attack him, with tickles." Arcee says dead serious and the human children try not to laugh as they watch their guardians act so stupidly. They divise a legit plan and get into action. Bumblebee and Bulkhead corner Ratchet while Arcee comes from behind and begins tickling him. He yells and falls to the ground as the other two join in on the tickle attack. Ratchet attempts to hold back his laughter as he tries to tell them to stop but they don't. Optimus walks by and Ratchet takes this as an opportunity for a rescue.
"Optimus!" He wheezes and Optimus immediately looks down and shakes his head.
"Optimus please, save me... I'm too old for this... Make them stop." Was all he could get out before being taken over by the laughter that was bubbling up inside him. Optimus rolls his eyes and moves to help his friend. He pulls his friend out and the others stand up and get into a fighting stance.
"Arcee, you are not Wonder Woman, Bulkhead you are not Deadpool and Bumblebee, you are not Batman." That all gasp and Bumblebee falls to the ground.
'Kryptonite...' he wheezes in his head and Raf just laughs.
"Bumblebee that's super man not Batman." He giggles.
'Oh.' Bumblebee thought and stood back up. The Autobots were back to normal.
"Maybe no more superhero movies for a while." Ratchet said and they all agreed.
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TFP one-shots
FanficA bunch of one-shots from my books. Hopefully they'll be funny. And yeah, most of them will probably be from Transformed but that doesn't matter. *REQUESTS ARE OPEN* I do not own Transformers
