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Chapter 6

** I'm apologizing now for this chapter. It gets a little on the weird side. LOL!! Might be a little tacky for some, but meant to be taken as funny.  :)

I wasn't planning on updating anything today, BUT, I thought that I would just go ahead and throw this chapter out there.

I promise, it'll get better. LOL!!

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"WHAD DAT!!" Tim shouts, looking around quickly at the sound of the doorbell.

"That's the doorbell." Adam laughs as he gets up to go answer the door. "It means that someone is at the door."

"Probably the pizza man." Olena says as she begins to get them all something to drink.

"Peesta man food?" Tim asks.

"Not the man but the pizza he's bringing is." Chance laughs as he grabs some plates out of the cabinet.

"Look what we have here, Tim. Pizza." Adam says as he walks in with two boxes.

He sets the boxes on the table and opens one up revealing a delicious supreme pizza.

"Dat food?" Tim asks, licking his lips as the savory aroma reaches his nose.

"I'm sure it looks a lot different from what you've been eating." Austin says as he places a slice of pizza on the plate in front of Tim.

Tim looks at the slice then gives Adam a questionable look.

He starts to lean over to eat the food the only way he knew how.

"No, No, Tim. Tim, Sweetie. Watch me." Adam says, patting him on the arm to get his attention.

Tim watches Adam closely. Adam picks the slice of pizza up with both hands then takes a bite.

"Mmmm, good." Adam says.

Tim reaches down for the pizza and picks it up just like Adam did and takes a huge bite.

"Mmmm, good." He says with a nod and a mouth full of pizza. "Good." He repeats taking another hefty bite.

"I know you're hungry but take the time to chew." Adam laughs.

Adam reaches over with a napkin to wipe some sauce off the corner of Tim's mouth.

"M...More?" Tim asks after quickly finishing the first slice.

"Yes, of course, you can have more." Adam smiles as he brushes back Tim's hair to keep it from getting sauce in it.

Tim grabs another slice. "Peesta good, A..Dam." He says with a slight smile.

"Oh my Lord, he just smiled." Olena says with a huge grin.

"That's because he now has something to smile about." Austin says as he chews. "He's getting decent food in his belly."

Adam helps him take a drink of tea, Tim not being familiar with drinking from a glass.

"A..Dam." Tim says as he gives the brown colored liquid a strange look. "No, wader."

"No, that's not water. It's tea." Adam smiles. "Do you like it?"

"Tea? Tea good." Tim nods as he leans toward the glass wanting another drink.

"I have a question, Adam." Chance says, leaning back in his chair with a smirk on his face.

"What's that?" Adam asks as he was busy showing Tim how to hold the glass of tea without spilling it.

"He hasn't been shown how to do anything, right." Chance asks continuing to smirk. "And you are taking it upon yourself to teach him, right. So how do you plan on teaching him how to use the bathroom? Huh?" Chance leans forward placing his elbows on the table. "Cause you saw the basement, you know that he is not potty trained."

"You'll just have to take him to the bathroom and show him what to do." Austin chuckles.

"Y'all are not being funny." Adam says.

"I'm being serious." Austin says. "He seems to be catching on pretty fast. You just need to show him how and what to do a few times."

"Y'all don't think I can do it?" Adam asks with raised brows.

"He is a grown man, Adam. He has grown parts." Chance smiles.

"True. But he's uneducated. He has to be shown." Adam says.

"He seems to trust you, Adam. If he's gonna be taught it should be from someone he trusts." Olena smiles.

"Just as soon as he gets through eating, I'll take him to the bathroom. I'll show ya'll I can do it." Adam says with an assuring nod.

Tim pushes his plate away and rubs his stomach. "No more food."

"You done?" Chance asks with a smile.

"Done." Tim nods.

Chance and Austin turn to Adam with smiles on their faces.

"Hey, we're all adults here." Adam says standing up taking Tim by the hand. "Come with me, Tim."

"Yep, and you're a gay adult man that has the hots for our new house guest." Chance laughs.

Adam leads Tim to the bathroom and slams the door to drown out his roommate's laughter.

"Tim, do you need to pee?" Adam asks with a nervous smile.

"Pee?" Tim asks, tilting his head.

"Well, I...I guess I'll....I'll just show you. Alright?" Adam says as he nervously unsnaps his own pants as Tim watches.

"I, uh, I have to pee." Adam again gives a nervous smile as he pulls himself out of his pants and starts to pee in the toilet.

"I...I pee." Tim says as he starts to tug at the front of the jogging pants he was wearing. He manages to pull himself out and starts to pee immediately.

"Good job." Adam smiles trying not to look at Tim's member but failed miserably. "This is called a toilet. This is where you come to pee."

"Pee tolet." Tim says with a nod. (toilet) 

"Now, any time you have to pee you come in here and pee in the toilet. Okay?" Adam smiles.

"Okay." Tim smiles. "A...Dam? Sh*t?"

"What!!?? Oh my, God! Wait here." Adam says as he zips up his pants and runs to the living room.

"How did it go?" Austin asks, the smirk still plastered on his face.

"Guys! He said sh*t!! What if he needs to sh*t? I can't...I just can't!" Adam says in a panicking voice, walking back and forth in front of his friends.

"Maybe you can find a 'How to' video on Youtube." Chance chuckles.

"Seriously? Chance, I don't need jokes right now." Adam says giving his roommate an angry glare.

"Actually, Adam. I may know someone who can help." Olena says. "My aunt works in a nursing home. She does that kind of stuff all the time. She's worked there for years. It doesn't bother her at all. I can give her a call."

"Please! Please do." Adam says. "Tell her I'll pay her $1000 if she'll just show him what to do."

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Told you it got a little weird.

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