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jhoerse: iT'S HYOYEON'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
jhoerse: my queen<3

tae2mykook: but its the 23rd in korea ?? 

jhoerse: where i am , its the 22nd.
jhoerse: hyoyeon's birthday
jhoerse: even though yoona's my bias i love hyoyeon
jhoerse: #hyoyeonishot

tae2mykook: ogay...
tae2mykook: moving on.

kook2mytae: hYOYEON ? ?

jhoerse: oFc YOUNG ONE

kook2mytae: hongly shit i love hyoyeon

jhoerse: same but i love yoongi more

kook2mytae: he's taken hobi-hyung stop

jhoerse: so is hyoyeon but whatever

kook2mytae: ?

kook2mytae: since when? 

kook2mytae: whO IS MY BABY DATING?

jhoerse: idk probably seohyun or sunny

jhoerse: or sooyoung idfk

jhoerse: or jessica

jhoerse: IDK ANY OF THEM THEY'RE ALL GAY AS FUCK ANYWAY

kook2mytae: tru tru

jhoerse: where are yoongi and jimin

kook2mytae: making out?

eatjin: they're too young for that.

kook2mytae: sorry, mum -_-

jhoerse: why so asian

kook2mytae: bc im asian
kook2mytae: bitch

jhoerse has changed their name to " jungkook is a bitch "


kook2mytae has changed their name to " jhope is a hoe " 


jungkook is a bitch has changed their name to " not denying that "


jhope is a hoe changed their name to " fair enough hyung "


not denying that has changed their name to " jhoe " 


fair enough hyung has changed their name to " jungbooty "

eatjin: you're not 2 what are you doing

jungbooty: fuck you, hyung.

eatjin: oMG JHOE

eatjin: jhope*

eatjin: wait nvm that was right

eatjin: what have you told my child

jhoe: gotta thunder

- jhoe is now offline! - 

eatjin: aish...

- dabdab has joined the group! - 

eatjin: omg

kook2mytae: bAMBAM

dabdab: juNGKOOK

kook2mytae: *dabs*

dabdab: *dabdabdabdabdabdab*

eatjin: no 

- eatjin has removed dabdab from the group. - 

kook2mytae: oh so are you snsd now

eatjin: what?

kook2mytae: SNSD removed Jessica

jhoe: actually, sm did

kook2mytae: stfu jhope

jhoe: ^^ *dabs away*
jhoe: jk i hate dabbing

kook2mytae: YOU WILL DIE FUCK YOU 

jamlessjimin: what did we miss

motionlessmin: im really-

kimjoon: So what did you two do ;)

motionlessmin: (;

kimjoon: oOH 

eatjin: you're like 2 yoongi you idiot

kimjoon: leave him be jin

eatjin: aish fine namjoon

kimjoon: good boy

motionlessmin: (;

eatjin: yoongi stop

motionlessmin: no 

jamlessjimin: babe pls 

motionlessmin: stop acting innocent i know you're not innocent so stfu

jamlessjimin: hYUNG SHHH

motionlessmin: thats not what you said before
motionlessmin: there were more screams involved i'd say

eatjin: it'S TIME TO STOP

motionlessmin: Hey SLUTS
motionlessmin: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

jhoe: IT MUST BE YOONMIN TIME!

motionlessmin: HERE WE GO!

kook2mytae: YEOGIN SUMMER!

eatjin: gotta luhan

- eatjin is now offline! - 

kimjoon: gotta jia

- kimjoon is now offline! - 

tae2mykook: gotta jay park

- tae2mykook is now offline! -

kook2mytae: fuck off ;-; 

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