"So, what are you gonna call him?"
The doctor asked as Jimin carefully carried their baby in his hands.
Yoongi smiled, "Does Jihoon sound nice to you, baby?"
Jimin looked at Yoongi, as if he was insane, however he nodded after a while. "Sounds good."
-And that, whores and sluts, is how Woozi from Seventeen was born.
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lol i'm kidding
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Once Jimin and Yoongi finally got home, they carefully placed him down on the floor, while Jihoon was still in the basket which he came from.
"So..." Jimin laughed. "What do we do now?"
Yoongi laughed, shrugging. "No idea, actually. I've never, like, raised a child. I've got no idea of what to do-"
"Holy shit, hello kiddos!"
Kim Seokjin.
Who else would it be?
"Hey, Jin-hyung." Jimin smiled. Jin only rolled his eyes, and walked over to the baby.
"Hello, baby, what's your name--"
"His name's Jihoon." Yoongi interrupted Jin, before he said anything else.
"Alright." Jin shrugged. "Hello, Jihoon."
"Jihoon doesn't like you."
"How do you know?" Jin glared at Yoongi, however smiling at Jihoon. "Hello Jihoon~ My name's Jin~"
"Jihoon doesn't give a fuck."
"YOONGI!" Jimin yelled, punching Yoongi's arm, while Jihoon started crying.
"Look!" Jin scolded, taking care of Jihoon none-the-less.
--
"Hey, Taehyung! Jungkook! Hoseok! What are you 3 doing?"
"Geez, I'm sorry!" Hoseok replied, hastily running into the room. "I was just...busy."
"With Taehyung, I bet."
"What? No! I don't like Taehyung."
"Mhm." Jungkook laughed.
"Jungkook, aren't you dating Tae-"
"We broke up," Taehyung stated. "We're better as friends."
"Oh, ok."
Jimin, however, didn't say anything. He continued to stare at Yoongi, who was busy arguing with Taehyung and Jungkook about something stupid. He stopped and wondered; 'Why did Yoongi even choose me? What do I have, that others don't? I'm just the same as everyone else, right? What's so great about me, Yoongi?'
Yoongi noticed Jimin's silence, and asked, "What's wrong, baby?"
Jimin paused. "Nothing."
"Cut the bullshit, what's wrong?"
Jimin sighed. "I just..feel like I'm not good enough."
[A/N: lmao read 'not good enough' by gotsebentrash- since it's my fanfic that i'm writing with CoconutTaemin]
"Don't say that." Yoongi grinned. "Did someone say something? I love you so much."
"More than anyone else?"
"More than anyone else. Who else is as adorable, or loveable, as you, Park Jimin?"
Jimin frowned. "Everyone. I'm not that special."
Yoongi frowned, too, "You're perfect."
"I'm not, I-"
Yoongi shook his head, and captured Jimin's lips.
"Shut up," He muttered between the kiss, "You're perfect."
Jihoon, however, was still screaming as Jin wasn't doing a very good job at looking after Jihoon.
"JIN!" Namjoon yelled, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
"What? He's fine."
"HE'S NOT! JIN, HE'S CRYING!"
"Eh, all babies do that. It's a thing they do."
"MAKE IT STOP! IT'S ANNOYING!"
"I can't just stop it, Namjoon."
"WHY?"
"All of you, fuck off, me and Jimin can handle it."
Silence.
"Yoongi, you can't throw it out the window, by the way,"
"SHIT!" Yoongi sceamed.
"Honestly, though, he's a precious baby. We need to look after him."
"I know, but I don't like babies. They're annoying and smelly."
"You were a baby, once." Jin growled. "An ugly one."
"Hey!" Jimin yelled.
"Shut up!"
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what the fuck was this
also, i'm so sorry for not updating! I had
no idea of what to do, honestly.
Thus, this piece of trash was born. Anyway,
what should I do for the sequel if there
even is one? Because, like, their son
was born but what do I do now? Should I
make a SoonHoon version of this or something
lmao
~Jess
