This time striderdoodle was in trouble. Striderdoodle had a crush on the one and only john egbutt. But egbutt didn't want none of that shit so he denied him on his love by calling him a shoe. but ya see, being called a shoe wasn't the worst part about it. He was deemed a homosexual helicopter, since egbutt once apon a time called him 'pretty fly'.
Striderdoodle was definitely fly. but egbutt didn't take A FREAKING HINT. GOD DAMMIT JOHN WHY WONT YOU JUST LOVE THAT FINE PIECE OF MAN.
// A/N: No damn joke someone called me a shoe. I was like am at least a good shoe like shit. ((gotta love leafy.))//
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Every Homestuck Pairing In a Nut Shell
HumorThis is a story about a guy named striderdoodle, he was the best doodle that ever fooking doodled. ((I have no idea if this is going to be a gag story or not. I guess you'll find out)) ((Irl tho, It's 12 im the morning and i've been drinking mount...
