What? Fuck no! I'd never date that damned horseface, much less love him!
Shut up, I'm not blushing!
Look, the fact that I'd rather he doesn't die in battle doesn't mean anything other than that we need as many people as we can to fight the titans.
You think I care that he 'trusts' me? He just said that to put more pressure on me!
I didn't let him ride my shoulder in titan form, I had no choice!
No! There's no way I was upset when his shoulder was pierced. I don't care about him!
If he for some reason did have feelings for me, well I'd...um...
I'M STILL NOT BLUSHING, DAMMIT.
I'd probably laugh at him before punching his face in. His stupid horseface. With his stupid cocky grin and his stupid hazel eyes and his stupidly amazingly defined jaw structure and his stupid shiny teeth and his stupid, incredibly soft hair and...strong arms and toned form and-
Why are you looking at me like that? I don't love Jean! He's narcissistic and a coward and an asshole and...super sweet and gentle and kinda shy and almost fucking cute when we're alone.
WHAT? First you think I love him now you think we actually have a relationship behind the scenes? Are you insane? God, no, fuck no.
I don't like him like that, I don't even like him at all! I don't like training with him, I don't like fighting titans with him, I hated him riding my shoulder. It's not like I want him to like me, or to love me, or to hold me at night when I can't sleep and even when I can, or to fight for me instead of with me, or to look at me and for once not look disgusted but rather happy, or to just hug me and let me cry and vent about how I'm cracking under the pressure of being humanity's last hope, or even to just shut me up about it by...I don't know, kissing me or something.
...
That didn't happen, none of that happened, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm going to go, bye.
Rating: A very reluctant 5/5
(A/N) Again, I haven't written as Eren in an extremely long time. I sort of feel like this chapter was extremely out of character for him, so I'm sorry about that. I know there are a lot of run on sentences and he just seemed very tsundere, I was really struggling to get all my headcanons of what he likes about Jean in here. This chapter was probably extremely cringy, and I'm sorry for that.
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Eren Reacts to Ships
HumorA few people have suggested I do Eren reacting to ships, and I've decided to accept the challenge. I'm trying my best to catch up on all the AOT ships in all my stories but I guess I'll take one more. Please do keep suggesting ships though, it helps.
