Random Ways

Random Ways- Google suggestions for.... I hate it when

I HATE IT WHEN;

1) I hate it when Americans think Obama is a cactus

2) I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

3) I hate it when Voldemort steals my shampoo

4) I hate it when I buy a bag of air

5) I hate it when Jesus steals my Nutella

6) I hate it when I lose my cheese grater

7) I hate it when Wikipedia copies my homework

8) I hate it when everyone turns into zombies

9) I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws

10) I hate it when someone throws a walrus at your grandmother

11) I hate it when Hitler eats my Nutella

12) I hate it when Voldemort hides in my turban

13) I hate it when my unicorn farts

14) I hate it when I lose my asian friend in the sunlight

15) I hate it when my black friend gets lost in the dark

16) I hate it when bees are flying death monkeys

17) I hate it when I walk and someone randomly throws a fridge

18) I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

19) I hate it when asians act white

20) I hate it when teachers fart on me.