Random Ways

Random Ways- Ways to assure people that you are insane

Chapter 3

Ways to assure people that you are insane.

1) When someone is with you, go to a mirror. Stare at your reflection for a while and growl. Then run into the mirror continuously until someone tells you that it's a reflection. Stare at yourself in the mirror and then run into it again.

2) Lie on the ground and start doing breast-stroke on the ground. Scream at the top of your lungs..."I'M A FISH. FISH.FISH.FISH"

3) When ever you hear the word "Pineapple" you make the sound of a Narwal

4) Go to a fish shop and get into the lobster tank. Grab a lobster and go to a counter. Tell the person..."It was going to end the universe but luckily I was here for you guys. You better be grateful." Then give them the lobster and walk away.

5) Go to an aquarium and look for a clown fish. When you find one, scream..."I FOUND HIM!I FOUND NEMO. HAHAHAHA." Jump around and when someone asks you if your alright, look at them and say..."Yes. Why? Are you?" Look at them straight into their eyes and walk away

6) When you see a couple holding hands, run in between their hands and grab them. Run around and say..."We a threesome. A THREESOME." Look at people slowly walk away awkwardly.

7) On purpose, fall over and start rolling around (Like a fish out of water) and when someone comes up to you help you, stop and stare at them straight into their eyes

8) Go to the shopping isle that is packed with people. Lie on your back push yourself along the floor with your feet. When you get to the end, stand up and walk around in a circle. Then get on your back again and push yourself to the next isle.

9) Go to a park where there are duck. Walk behind one and scream "QUACK" at it.

10) Go into town or something go behind people. Make the sound of the seagulls from "Finding Nemo" and when they turn around run away like a penguin.