Random Ways

Random Ways- Ways to prank someone over the phone

Chapter 1: Ways to prank someone over the phone

1) Call a company (Apple Store) and answer, "To talk to a customer, please press 1." Listen to them press the button

2) Call someone random from the phone book and get in a fight with them like they were your partner. "We are suppose to be dating and you don't even talk to me. We did "it" so many times and you treat me like nothing. We are so over. What do you have to say for yourself?" When they tell you that they have the wrong number start to have a conversation with them like..."Oh hi there. How was your day. Yeah. Mhmmmm. Ok I don't care what you say so bye bye."

3) Call on of your friends that has a girlfriend/boyfriend and have a conversation with them and end the conversation with...." Oh and how can I tell you this? I slept with your girlfriend. Ok bye" Remember to tell them that it was a joke.

4) Call someone random and when they answer say..." This is Mario's Pizza. We make pizza the real way. If you don't abuy a pizza, i choppa your head off and use as a topping. Hahahahaha." Then hang up.

5) Call someone and ask them... "Hello I'm from the National Prostitution Association. We got a call from you earlier today and we were still wondering if you are still interested in our members deal?"

6) Call someone random and say... "Hello. Do you want to hear a bedtime story. Its good. Come on you want to hear a story. Come on you want to hear it. Ok here it is. When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they call up the stalks, and sadly they brought you! Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite cause you might get aids."

7) Call someone random from the phone book and sing Happy Birthday to them in an accent.

8) Call a fast food joint and ask them if they have a reservation in a elmo impression

9) Call Dominoes and ask them for Pizza Huts Number.

10) Call someone random and tell them that you did a shit in a kiddy way like...."Mummy, I did a poopy" and hang up.