Random Ways

Random Ways- What to do at Ikea

1) Get into a cupboard and stay in there until you hear someone coming. Jump out and scream..."FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!" Chase a person around.

2) Sneak into the ball pit and occasionally pop you head out and scream..."BAZINGA"

3) Sit on a displace toilet and pretend you're going

4) Go there in pyjamas and sleep in a bed. When someone approaches you, bark and growl at them

5) Ride on one of the kiddy riding things and when people stare you, go up to them and stare straight into their eyes

6) Find someone and follow them through the whole store. When they turn around, run up to them on your toes and stare down at them like a creep

7) Grab a bucket and fill it up with bath scrubs (Optional: A blow horn). Sit in the middle of an isle and when someone goes into the isle, blow the horn at them and throw the bath scrubs at them until they runaway

8) Get a bucket of water and a sign that says "Caution! Wet Floor!" and put it in the middle of an isle. Watch people walk away from the isle. If someone does go through the isle, splash the bucket at them and RUN AWAY!