Greystripe~with age comes....um.....

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*in Thunderclan camp, sandstorm and Graystripe decide to retire to the elders den*

Greystripe: I will never forget my son stonefur, and I can hardly belive my daughter Mistystar is leader of riverclan!

Cloudtail: um... Graystripe? Your kits are stormfur and feathertail.

Greystripe: ehhh what are you trying to say?

Cloudtail: I said your kits are STORMFUR AND FEATHERTAIL

Graystripe: ehhh?

Cloudtail:OMG UR KITS ARE STORMFUR AND FEATHERTAIL!!!!!

Greystripe: ........... ehh?

cloudtail: OMSTARCLAN !#$#!#$#!#$#!
Graystripe: ._.

Cloudtail: SRSLY U NEED HEARING AIDS AND WHO WOULD BE MATES WITH A ***** LIKE MILLE OMG MOUSE BRAIN #$#!@#$!@#!

Queens: covers kits ears , oh lawd

Everyone else in clan: 0.0 ......
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Greystripe:............................. ehh?

Cloudtail: explodes and kills everyone. 
                   
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Oh and btw if u guys have read warriors Bramblestars storm u would see a part where graystripe says his kits are bluestars kits, I guess he is just old XD
-StormyCheetah1

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