Homo Enigmatics

Well, fuck.

So, I've been having a problem. It's not really a problem, but it's bugging me.

So, I have been having nightmares, but the weird thing is, is that they're just nightmares I had around five years ago coming back twofold...so yeah.

Last night I had one where this giant egg Kraken thing was attacking our house, and when I first had it it did just that. This time, though, it was still attacking, except that it cut off the parts below my dad's knees in his sleep. To raise the creepiness level, there was not blood, bones, or organs/muscle. It was hollow. Not creepy enough? The Kraken part (you know, like octopus tentacles?) was like the tentacles in that weird machine from the Incredibles. So yeah. It was kinda terrifying.