Homo Enigmatics

Two birds with one stone- The life of laziness

Yeah that title just says I'm too lazy to make two separate chapters on this.

So I have two short stories(really short) to tell you. Both from last night, both including my brother.

So the first thing that happened was that my brother was taking out the trash and I was getting something from the garage. We both happened to reach our hands in to close the door, and guess what happened.

We slammed our fingers in the garage door at the same time. I yelled "HOLY FUCK" out loud while he just burst out crying—this boy is older than me, mind you— and because he was crying, he got the attention. Like uh, hello? My finger is swollen worse than his! I could've cried if I wanted to, but I prefer not to cry in front of people. So yeah. Jackass parents.

And then, at 10:00 at night my parents told me to tell my brother it's time for bed. I went upstairs and he was already asleep. 😏

I pulled such a dick move. I literally woke him up to tell him to go to sleep. He just looked at me with an 'are you fucking kidding me' look and I pranced (no joke, like TAMAKI style prance) out of the room.

So yeah. That was story time with Faye