Fandom One Shots

Garnet x Evrybody

Recomended by: @THESQUIDMASTER

garnet, also known as 2 preteen lesbians in an overcoat, was walking out of the ocean because why not? Tsundere lars stoped what he was doing in The Big Donut to see what sexy sexy Garnet was doing today. Even sadie stopped washing the already clean windows to look at Garnets super, amazing, curvy,sexy,sexy, elegant, and moist body rise out of the ocean.

"wow Sadie, look how sexy Garnet looks today!" lars exclaimed .

I know Lars, Garnet is my favorite cyrsya; gem!' sadie said. Meanwhile pearl had gotten over her crush on steven's mom ad was blushing madly as she looked out the window.

Garnet is so bootyful. Pearl thought. I could sing a song about it!

Before Pearl could start singing, Steven and connie stopped making out and saw whut Paerls was look ing at.

Wow, Gar net is so good looking " steven said to connie. maybe if we fuse into stevonnie, Garnet will want to "hang out" with us!" so Steven and Connie fused and walked outside. Everybody had started to gather around their lord and savoirr garnet.

"Calm down, everybody, their is enough of us to go around!" Garney exclaimed as she took off her sunglaassed and double winked.

Eveybody had a nosebleed and tackled Garnrt to the ground with a sooooooooper hawt make out session ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS ONESHOT BELONG TO REBECCA SUGAR.