Double pistol and a kiss (A dirk x jake fanfic)

The cute brit

Dirk POV:
I was hanging out with Roxy in a remote donut shop when a guy came in. I didn't notice him until roxy called out, "Hey english! Get your ass over here!" The (rather hot, I must admit) dude blushed and walked over. "Please, roxy, language." He said in a british accent. He then sat down.Roxy turned to me, saying, "Hey dirk! This is jake! He's a cool dude, I guess." Jake blushed and held out a hand. "Hello, I'm jake. Jake english. He winked and I think he made the gun motion with both of his hands?  Eh, fuck it. That's cute. "Sup jake, I'm dirk. Dirk strider." He blushed and got up. "Well, roxy, I've got to go. See you, chaps!" He left. Roxy smirked. "What the fuck are you smirking about?" I said, annoyed. Roxy said, "Hon, you were staring him down. You think he's cute." I blushed, but hid it. "I don't like him that way, roxy. Just fuck off." She wiggled her eyebrows and walked out. "Bye, dirk-a-dirk!" She yelled. I gave her a death glare a d she shrugged and left.

Jake POV:
I decided to go into the donut shop where apparently a phone takes your order. But whatever. I was just walking in when I heard my good chap roxy call out "Hey english! Get your (um.. bad word..) over here!" I blushed and walked over to see that she was with a nice looking chap. I then had chit chat with Roxy and this dirk strider fellow. Nice looking, isn't he? I then remembered that I had to get my, well, really, almost brother john donuts.