Dirk POV:
After the waiter goes to get our food ,I turn to jake. "So, dude, iced tea huh? Way to demolish stereotypes!" I say sarcasticly. He rolled his eyes and grins. "What about you, mr. Pepsi and steak?" He says in that cute Brit voice. I smirk and say "You got me, english. Wait. You are now english muffin because I'll eat you right up." I wink and English muffin blushes a lot, yet again. "So", I say, pushing hair out of his eyes, "You're not eating. Go ahead and eat." I was about to say something.. different, but he seems too innocent. Well, I'll ruin that! We both start to eat. Soon we finish. As we finish, the waiter comes with the bill. "Would you like to split the bill?" She asks. Jake immediately grabs his wallet but I push down his arm, chuckling. "It's okay english, I'll pay." I then pull out my wallet and give the waiter the money. She tells us that we are free to leave. "So, english", I say, winking, "Would you like to continue this date at my house?" He shrugs and says "Allrighy, Strider."
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Double pistol and a kiss (A dirk x jake fanfic)
FanfikceThis is a fanfic about #dirkxjake from #homestuck. Contains fluff and all of the smut.