Tags and Rants ( Wow rhymes )

The Nutella Panda

How are you doing my slaves that I totally didn't force to read this ( don't tell Lincoln... ). Here I being a beautiful, destructive and hurting rant. The Nutella Panda Rant.... Now you might say " Oh b-but why u hatin' on nutella n pa-ndas a t the same taim? ". First of all, learn how to write please I beg you random 8 year old ( oh boy I love insult... I mean giving opinions) 2nd. She ( yes is a she ) isn't a panda ( sorry to spoil it ) not she is nutella but you might say I have a special meaning to make a rant on Panda De Nutella ( French, she's not french but oh well she got 20/20 in french while I got.... Let's continue with the rant huh? ) she stole my place and you might say " your place? " yes my place the Shipping Lord throne, she first did it for fun then.... She made ship... And ships and ships and ships and more ships. She made the..... Ship Note, she's insane... I've been savagely shipped I need help... Over 100 ships in daily bases... How can you do that? Sometimes... She evens forget ships and writes more... It's worst than having a heart attack.... * Heart shakes * I'm being shipped... No... Noo... No!!!! And you know what's worst, try to ship her just try. You'll see how your life goes to immediate hell, she might look like your normal Panda De Nutella but she's a monster. A... Serial Shipper. In my class we give positive notes to others you want to know what I found. A paper saying " Tomin, Damin, Marin * blushes wait no wait what wait I never said that god dammit *, Bleachin ( yes me x bleach ) and many many manyyyyy more... I can't take this anymore I've been Physically, sexually and brutally  shipped....

* TPS was later found shipped... *

I hope you enjoy my master art, I want recommendations who should I rant next.
1. My crush ( yes I'll rant her no problem )
2. My bff

You decide I'll do it.. Promise