Sometimes, we come across those characters who are just too perfect. The ones who are overpowered, oversexualized, undermines the characters, and/or breaks canon. This is where I will review these characters. I'll criticizing these Mary Sues/Gary St...
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*Fucking kill me. I never thought I'd come across the worst Creepypasta OC ever. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get this started!*
*Okay, first, about the name: What the hell kind of parents would name their child Poopsy. You're literally naming your kid "Shit". Anyway, she is a killer (durr) and she is Slenderman's proxy. I'm so tired of seeing all these skinny-ass teens claiming to be proxies for Slenderman. They wouldn't really have much use to him, compared to buff adults. Sure, adults won't be as gullible, but at least they're more capable of murder than some hormonal teenager. Overall, being a proxy is just a tired cliché. I suggest that you stop using it before I lose my goddamn mind.*
Poopsy is 11 years old. *Wait. What? I don't even think that she's old enough to be going through puberty yet! But despite her age, she somehow grew double D's and a non-existing waist-to-hip ratio? What the fuck! And don't even get me started on how tan the lower half of her body is, compared to the upper half; or the fact that she has blue hair, and that she's crying for no reason.*
She is currently in a relationship with Jeff the Killer. *Why the hell, out of all the Creepypastas out there, is Jeff the Killer the pussy-slayer? I mean - just look at him! He's ugly as fuck! If it weren't for the fanart pictures of Jeff half-naked, you wouldn't wanna even touch him. Plus, he killed his parents and brother. That is enough to prove that he has lost all sense of empathy for others. He kills any person he can get to. I can already tell that you JTK fangirls are gonna be in the comments saying "Fuq u jeffy-kun iz bae lol lmaooo XD ~~~~~~~". But before you do... don't.*
Poopsy uses a knife as a weapon. *Okay, I know that a knife is one the easiest weapons to get a hold of, but at the same time, it's one of the most cliché. There are more murder weapons out there that you may think; such as: a thick, sharpened stick, a baseball bat w/ nails or barbed wire, a sledgehammer, or a screwdriver.*
She also lives in the Slender Mansion. *I'm so. Goddamn. Tired. Of people thinking that the Creepypasta characters live under the same roof as "one big happy family" (thanks to Kiki fucking Hyuga). I doubt that Slenderman would waste his time with raising a bunch of murderers under one roof. The second they make eye contact is the second that they start killing each other. Because their objective is to murder anything they see; or if they're proxies, they'll kill anyone Slenderman tells them to. Plus, Slender's objective is to murder children and/or anyone trespassing his territory. And since the majority of Creepypasta OCs are teens, they'd probably be dead before they reach the Slender Mansion.*
*Well, we just got done with the bio. But it's not over yet. We still need to go over Poopsy's historic background. Since the creator's first language was not English, there were a lot of grammar and spelling errors in Poopsy's history. So the way I tell it isn't going to be exactly the same to how the original is told.*
Poopsy is an 11-year-old girl who has a special mind. *Don't worry, you'll find out what she means later.* The other kids weren't as special, and picked on her for it. *Of course she's gonna follow the Jeff the Killer Formula. In case you don't know, here's what it is.*
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Anyway, the person who bullied Poopsy the most was Bertha, who was a blonde girl who wore a purple cardigan. *Cause that's important to the story. Even if it was, wouldn't you want to also describe what else she wore? I'm sure that Bertha wouldn't be allowed to wear nothing but a cardigan.*
One day, at lunch Bertha walked up to Poopsy and said "You're ugly, and no one loves you." Then she walks away, I guess. *Okay, I know that Bertha is a bully and everything, but your average bully wouldn't walk up to someone and say stuff like that out of the blue. There needs to be something escalating to that.* Then, Poopsy throws her lunch in the bin and goes home. At home, she began cutting herself because she was depressed. *OH MY GOD, THE ANGST.* She thought of killing Bertha, but she decided that it wasn't worth it.
The next morning, Poopsy had cereal for breakfast. *This is not important information.* She then licks the spoon clean ad puts it back into the drawer. *Um... ew?* Poopsy took the knife from the drawer, and puts it in her backpack. At school, she meets a boy named Grubs. *Who the hell comes up with these names? No wonder they're getting picked on! Their parents insist on giving them shitty names!* Bertha walks up to her at lunch, saying "Have you seen any ghosts recently?", spits in her face, and walks away. *The author is awful at writing bullies.*
Grubs tells Poopsy that, he too, can see ghosts. *Where did these powers even come from? Since when was this a Stephen King book?* Poopsy and Grubs then become friends and go to the cemetery to chat with ghosts. Poopsy is finally happy again and throws her knife into the ground, saying that she doesn't need to kill Bertha after all.
After two months, she and Grubs were officially dating. While walking into school, she hears a scream. The runs to where the scream came from, only to see Grubs on the floor, with rocks in his head. The person who hit him was Bertha, who admits that she killed him because Poopsy loved him. *There needs to be a process that shows the escalation from verbal abuse to attempted murder. If not, Bertha's actions would seem out of place, rushed, or even lazy.*
Poopsy runs over to the cemetery, gets the knife back, runs back to school, and jumps on Bertha. *Do I even need to say anything?* It was the fight between good and evil. *What happened to trying to make you character scary and threatening? Please stop trying to make the murderer look like a hero.* Bertha had a disadvantage with just rocks, making Poopsy the better fighter. But Bertha threw a rock at her knife, knocking it out of her hand. The knife landed in Grubs' head. *What are the odds?* Poopsy then pulls the knife out and decides to kill Bertha. That night, she sneaks into Bertha's room. *How?* Then, she jumps on Bertha and stabs her with the same knife that killed Grubs. As the life was being taken from her, Poopsy whispers in her ear "I'm sorry I killed you." *Why would you say sorry for that? "Hey, sorry for stabbing you in the heart."*
*Poopsy's creator did write a story about how Jeff and Poopsy met, but I have a big enough headache from this OC. Now, I've heard that the creator has also gotten a lot of threats from people who just didn't like her art or story. I'm not exactly sure if that's true or not, but if you are doing that, just stop. Just because you don't like someone's art or stories, it doesn't give you the right to harass them. I recommend that you don't go out of your way to "witchhunt" the creators of the Mary Sues that I talk about. No one deserves to get harassed over dumb shit like this.*
