Me: What if you get a paper cut on the finger that you use to unlock your phone?
Friend: I'll just make another one with another finger.
Me: What if that finger and all of the rest of your fingers get paper cuts after you try switching them all?
Friend: Well then I'll type in my password!
Me: What if all of your fingers get cut off?!
Friend: THEN ILL USE MY KNUCKLES!!!!
Me: WHAT IF YOUR HANDS GET CUT OFF?!
Friend: THEN ILL USE MY ARM NUBS!
Me: WHAT IF YOUR ARMS GET CUT OF?!
Friend: ILL USE MY FOREHEAD!!!
Me: You know, you have a really big forehead. Maybe you should get a tablet.🤔
Friend: ....
Friend: Fuck you...
This definitely isn't realistic...
I don't have any friends! ;p
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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