00. Prologue.

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"Hello Boys and Girls. You may know my name is Eric Cartman I'm the coolest and most loved kid in South Park." Eric explained. "Fatass what are you doing there?" Eric heard a voice behind him and turned around it was Kyle. "Kyle.. Í'm not fat I'm big boned leave me alone stupid Jew god damn it!" Eric yelled at Kyle. Eric was just filming a video during recess on his own why he was doing it was still the question. "So as you know there are these two boys who have been figh-" Eric tried to finish his sentence but Butters tapped his shoulder. "Hey Eric! What are you doing pal? If you want my help?" Butters asked politely. "Butters get away please." Eric sighed and Butters nodded and just walked away. "So these two boys I think they're.-" Eric couldn't finish his sentence once again this time Kenny came sit down next to him without saying a word. "Kenny?" Eric asked not knowing why he was sitting here. "Mm?[Yes?]" Kenny mumbled. "Can't you see I'm busy here?" Eric asked and nodded. "Mmm mmmm mmmm mmm mmm[I have a nice view here on the cheerleaders] " Kenny mumbled. "I don't care if you have a nice view on the cheerleaders just leave!" Eric yelled and Kenny left Eric there sitting alone with an annoyed face. "So where was I? Oh They're in love I'm talking about Tweek and -" Eric couldn't finish his sentence once again. "Miauw." Eric heard and Kitty just walked infront of his camera. "Kitty! You can't be in my video. Kitty Leave!" Eric said wining and Kitty just walked away after a while. "Stupid cat.." Eric whispered to himself. "So Tweek and Craig are in love but they don't know it yet. So what I wanna do is. Try to get them together cause that would be really cute-" Eric got interupted again but this time by Tweek and Craig. Eric smirked and brought his camera towards Tweek and Craig. "Tweek! You broke my fucking iPhone you dumb Coffee Junkie." Craig yelled and he pushed Tweek on the ground. "Ahhhhhhhhhh! Y-your m-mom is a whore!" Tweek yelled and closed his eyes while grabbing onto his hair pulling it hard. Tweek and Craig have been figthing like this since forever and Eric just wanted them to make up and be a couple already but somewhere deep down Tweek and Craig knew they loved each other. "See Ladies and gentlemen this is what I mean they're so deeply in love." Eric said as he pointed his Camera back towards himself. "Hey Fatass." Kyle said behind him and Eric rolled his eyes. " Screw you Kyle I'm going home." Eric just walked off.

Prologue is a bit short. But I hope you liked it. I'm from the Netherlands so my English wont be as good as you expected. But still I hope people will read it. I never make my prologues long but the next chapters will be longer I promise. Please make sure other South Park fans may read this too!

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