Short Story Compilation

Freaky Friday Story

Okay so we do this thing called "Freaky Friday" and we basically just write some random kind of story. For this one we had to find a crazy crime headline and make up a story behind it without reading the article.

Florida Man Pokes Girlfriend In The Eye After She Served Him Waffles Instead Of Pancakes 

George Ferguson of Gainesville, Florida is in an outrage over waffles and pancakes. His girlfriend, Samantha Ellis, had served him waffles when he actually wanted pancakes.

"I specifically told her that I wanted pancakes, not waffles, so I poked her in the eye," the man said in an interview following the crime.

"I just called the cops on him," Ellis stated. "It's what had to be done." The police showed up to the scene about 15 minutes later and Ferguson threw a fit.

"All I did was poke her in the eye," he protested, after the cops issued Ferguson a ticket for domestic violence. Ellis was relieved that the police did something about her boyfriend's childish ways.

Samantha Ellis thought that Ferguson should not have made such a huge deal over something so small. She claims to have always told her boyfriend, "don't cry over spilled milk", but he never listens to her. Ferguson argued that being served waffles instead of pancakes is a big deal and something to fuss about. He argued that Samantha never gives him what he wants.

George and Samantha decided that they could no longer be together and needed to break up immediately. Ferguson continually attempted to have Samantha pay half of his ticket because she called the police on him, but she refused to help him.

"If you wouldn't have poked me in the eye, you wouldn't have this issue," Ellis told her now ex-boyfriend before walking away with her back turned to him.