Scenario 1: Nair

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'Do not apply to private parts.'

I sat, criss crossed, on the floor infront of the bathtub of the little apartment I shared with my two closest friends, Megan and Caila. Caila was off grocery shopping and what not, leaving me and Megan home alone with a bottle of Nair hair removal shit. She really shouldn't have left us alone.

"We should put it on out vaginas and see what happens." Megan said, completely serious, grabbing the bottle from my hand from where she sat on the edge of the tub, I chuckled.

"Didn't we have a similar conversation when we were younger?" I beamed at her, straightening up, she nodded.

"So you wanna do it or not?"

"Hell yah!"

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The door clicked open to produce the familiar face of the third roommate of mine, her eyes widened at the sight of us, sitting on the floor of the livingroom, naked and in pain.

"What the fuck!? Why are you guys naked!?" Caila said, closing the door and putting her face in her hands.

"We Naired our vaginas..." Megan said, softly, wincing.

"Doesn't it SPECIFICALLY say not to do that on the bottle?" Her twitched as she rubbed her head.

"Yes..." I trailed off.

"I think you should take us to the hospital now..." Megan said, laughing nervously while Caila sighed in frustration.

"God you guys are stupid. I can't ever leave you guys alone for two seconds, can I!?"

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