WADDUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP MISHES!!!!
Okay... Sorry about that.
*clears throat and imitates the narrator's voice from Hetalia (dub)*
Narrator Me: So, welcome to DaniG-chan's "Hetalia on ★Crack★"~ You'll probably regret reading this since she doesn't have really funny jokes on mind~ Aaaand~ she haven't finished the entire show yet, so she doesn't know all the characters~ So turn back now~
Admin: You're mean... -_-
Narrator Me: Let me remind you that you're the one who said that to your self.
Admin: ...
Italy: *pops out of nowhere*
Italy: PASTA~!!!
Admin: PASTA??!! WHERE??!! *GRABS ITALY'S PASTA* *EATS IT WHOLE* nom.
Italy: but... but my pasta... ;-;
Admin: Shush child. Pasta makes my day.
[[Anyway, here's the real me.
DISCLAIMER: The show Hetalia ain't mine. It belongs to its respective and awesome owner. I worship you *^*.
And some fanarts or pictures that I might be posting are not mine as well. I might've just saw them in Tumblr, FB, Pinterest or... Google. Just remember, the shitty ones are mine.
And there will be a few chapters that are based on a few jokes that I read in other crack books (I worship the authors *^*) or heard from other people or I just saw them in Google.
Same goes for some headcanons. Probably most of them are not mine.
Enjoy this piece of crappy sh*t~
(Seriously... why are you reading this. No. Go away! Have a life! Read a book! Not this book! Or atleast some other crack book! I think you're gonna regret this in the end... nu ;-;)
Ciao~]]
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Heh.