Prologue

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WADDUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP MISHES!!!!

Okay... Sorry about that.

*clears throat and imitates the narrator's voice from Hetalia (dub)*

Narrator Me: So, welcome to DaniG-chan's "Hetalia on ★Crack★"~ You'll probably regret reading this since she doesn't have really funny jokes on mind~ Aaaand~ she haven't finished the entire show yet, so she doesn't know all the characters~ So turn back now~

Admin: You're mean... -_-

Narrator Me: Let me remind you that you're the one who said that to your self.

Admin: ...

Italy: *pops out of nowhere*

Italy: PASTA~!!!

Admin: PASTA??!! WHERE??!! *GRABS ITALY'S PASTA* *EATS IT WHOLE* nom.

Italy: but... but my pasta... ;-;

Admin: Shush child. Pasta makes my day.

[[Anyway, here's the real me.

DISCLAIMER: The show Hetalia ain't mine. It belongs to its respective and awesome owner. I worship you *^*.

And some fanarts or pictures that I might be posting are not mine as well. I might've just saw them in Tumblr, FB, Pinterest or... Google. Just remember, the shitty ones are mine.

And there will be a few chapters that are based on a few jokes that I read in other crack books (I worship the authors *^*) or heard from other people or I just saw them in Google.

Same goes for some headcanons. Probably most of them are not mine.

Enjoy this piece of crappy sh*t~

(Seriously... why are you reading this. No. Go away! Have a life! Read a book! Not this book! Or atleast some other crack book! I think you're gonna regret this in the end... nu ;-;)

Ciao~]]

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Heh.

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