The Fall of the Nations

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Italy: WHERE'S ALL THE PASTA??!!

Germany: ITALY LITERALLY PLANTED A BOMB???!!

Japan: Where's my camera when there's yaoi in front of me..? ;-;

America: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME A SIDEKICK!!!

England: Ms. Fairy? Flying Mint Bunny? Guys..?

China: RUSSIA KILLED PANDA??!!

Russia: BOSS!! I DON'T WANT TO MARRY BELARUS!!!

France: WHO PUT BLACK DYE IN MY SHAMPOO??!!

Canada: WHERE IS MY MAPLE COLLECTION??!!

Hungary: WHERE IS MY FRYING PAN??!!

Austria: All my instruments are gone...

Greece: Japan or cats..? JAPAN OR CATS?!!

Turkey: Greece or Japan..? GREECE OR JAPAN??!!

Spain: I'm out of tomatoes!

Romano: I can't have tomatoes anymore! SPAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Netherlands: What do you mean Belgium married Spain??!!

Belgium: What do you mean big brother killed Spain??!!!

Switzerland: LIECHTENSTEIN IS WITH AUSTRIA??!!!

Liechtenstein: Where did all my stamps and ribbons go..?

Denmark: Norway married someone else..?

Norway: Denmark married someone else..?

Finland: Santa isn't real..?

Sweden: OKAY! SOMEONE TOLD FINLAND THAT SANTA AIN'T REAL??!!

Iceland: The fridge is broken..?

Sealand: Wh—

England: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A COUNTRY!!

Prussia: ...

Prussia: Now u know how it feels...

Admin: *hugs Prussia*

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Heh.

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