So I ran into this awesome Crack Book (I forgot which one ;-; I'll just post it later) that has a chapter about what the countries would name their dicks and I kinda wanna add some and share it to you guys XD
Italy: Uncooked pasta
It's stiff unless it gets warm
Switzerland: Sniper
Hits the target, 100% accurate.
China: Bamboo
Sorry if you have mistaken it for a tree aru~
Russia: Faucet Pipe
Magic metal pipe of "pain"
Sealand: Sealand
I'll be a GREAT empire soon!
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Idk anymore
Someone kill me 😂🔫
Heh.
