Alternative Black Girl Struggles/Outcomes/Etc

Struggle #1

This one is super every time for me...gosh..

Me: *hanging out with some friends*

Random Friend: Hey, I just noticed..you're like a white girl on the inside!

Other Random Friend: Yeah I noticed too! The only thing missing is having a Starbucks in your hand lol.

Me: *eternally screaming on the inside* Yeah *laughs a bit awkwardly*

Random Friend: Aww don't be like that girl we was just joking. But seriously you really are a white girl in a black girl's body.

Other Random Friend: Totes agree.

Me: Why thanks for the compliment.
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Soo let me get this straight: Just because I talk a bit more proper and less ghetto...I have a different hairstyle, clothes style and looks...make me a white girl in disguise?

*laughs around the world*

Thanks for the compliment babes! I could've been a Japanese/British or whatever race but Caucasian is the number one you point to me?!

Kill me with laughter fam, just do..

I know all of us gurls have been through this situation before or a million times.