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OBAMA'S POV

I decided to finally take action. One early morning I totally jacked up the carriage that I knew Michelle would be taking into town today. I don't know what the heck I did, but Michelle ain't gonna come out pretty when she gets into the wreck of her life. When I was done with my evil genius plan, I snuck off to bed. I slept so happily knowing Michelle would die a horrible death. The only guilt I felt was the fact Michelle would never see my totes cool green hair. She'd get soo mad. Hee hee.
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I knew it was going to be a great day because I awoke to the sound of horrible screams. I jumped out of bed and ran to where the carriage was wrecked. Michelle was in the front, neck snapped, blood poring from her impaled stomach.
"Ha ha ha! Look at you, you big dummy!", I sang as I danced around the carriage. Michelle was dead and I was a free man.

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