My Life As A Freak

My Life As A Freak Chapter 7...

Ok...

I know i am awesome.

Rapid succession of uploading right? *note sarcasm*

Well thats becasue i am home and staying home.

I'm not gong to boarding school this year so I will be extremely bored.

And you know what that means...

Story Time!!!!!!!!

So heerrree you go!

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*Azelia's POV*

After a dramatic night at the club I headed back home.

So many things had happened tonight.

When I think back to when my friends and I fought, all I think is god... we're idiots.

Genuine certified idiots.

That are also certifiably insane.

Ohh look at the pretty bat...

I jumped - literally jumped- onto my bed and turned on the T.V.

I flicked to my favourite channel and notice that Bones was on.

One of the best shows ever!

I fell asleep to the sound of Agent Booth's voice.

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"7AM waking up in the morning-"

As I slowly faded into consciousness I pondered, why is this my alarm tone?

Then I yelled at my phone to shut the fuck up.

Yes I am really this delusional that I talk to inattimate objects.

Problem?

Anyway, I got out of bed and got ready for school.

Nothing really happened.

Later ,as I was driving to school, I started shivering for no reason at all.

 As I was driving I saw a non-moving lump in the middle of the road.

I soon realised it was a human being.

"...Oh shit!" I exclaimed, I really needed to stop swearing.

I wonder if you can get hypnotherapy for that...

Anyways, I pulled over onto the side of the road, and since I was basically on a long old road hardly anyone used I figured it was OK to walk over.

I walked up to the person on the road calm and collectedly.

On the inside I felt like I was ging to shit my effing pants.

So many thoughts...

Wait... what?

Nevermind...

I knelt down beside the unconscious guy (since I had came closer I was able to specify the gender) and realised that his hand was twitching.

Oh, thank God that he's still alive!

Wait, he could be in serious pain right now.

But, scanning the body from head to toe I noticed he had not a scratch on him.

Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy were a vampire.

Or maybe he just decided to take a nap on the road.

I gently shook his unconscious form to see if he showed any signs of waking up.

"Hey, hey dude. Hey dude, wake up!" I yelled at him.

I just might've been getting carried away but atleast I could yell at someone.

The guy stirred slightly but didn't wake up.

So I tried again.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP, MAN! STOP SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!!"

That oughta do it.

The guy bolted straight up, like he had been electrocuted or something.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!"

I don't think he had quite woken up yet.

"Dude, you do realise your sleeping in the middle of a road, right?"

"Pfft, I'm not sle--"

I cut him off with a Do-You-Think-I-Could-Possibly-Be-Kidding look.

Finally, the dumbass takes a look at his surroundings.

"Well, this sucks," he said.

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I'm sorry this chapter is so short, it's just that I'm tired and it's my first week of year 8.

Who do you think could play this new guy?

Me myself, i had made him up on the spot.

I am obsessed with the song.

"I'm Not A Vampire"- By Falling In Reverse

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