My Yoruba Love Story

just kill me

The five of us walked to the cafeteria. We were not allowed to buy breakfast and dinner. The school provided it. Mikki sighted an empty table and led all of us there. We settled down for breakfast. I opened my plate and I almost puked. How will I forget that today was Monday and we usually had pancakes with beef and vegetable fillings. Who eats that! I'll forever stick to my plain pancakes. I pushed the plate aside. "Tee, what's wrong? ",sapphire asked innocently. She was the only one that called me Tee and I liked it. "Duhhhhh, like you are just meeting her. Temi doesn't eat these things you crippled pineapple ", Tosin replied.. We all laughed out loud. "Tosin! Tosin! Nna your mouth ehh. Leave her jare",kamsi said defending sapphire. As you see me so I hold am? Kamsi asked in her usual carefree manner. "shh you guys should eat let's gerrout of here"..i said.. "In igbo.. Shebapuor",Tosin added.. God.. This girl ehh.
They rounded up their meals and we grabbed our bags and headed for morning devotion.
Kamsi's boyfriend brushed past us and she couldn't stop blushing.. Gosh.. Girls
He was with his other 2 friends, Kelvin and korede. They were walking irokos.. Such heights. But I hated korede with my life. Tharris I have never hated anyone like that
He was too full of himself and everyone was always all over him.. Please why?. To confirm my thoughts some girls were giggling behind me cause he winked at them. Gross

"see korede's new haircut.. God!!! I'm inlove ",one of them said. I felt like giving her a slap. What does she know about love. I wonder if she even loves herself enough to love korede.. I don't think so.
We got to the assembly and after what looked like forever it was finally over.
We walked towards the class block. We were meant to check for our classes on a notice board along the hallway. After the quick check I realized that all my friends were in the same class. "Aww Temi don't feel bad. We'll come to see you during free periods and we'll be together during lunch ". I just nodded. I decided to go through the list again to see if I had any random friends in the class. Something caught my eyes. "Uhmmmm ,how many koredes do we have in school,as in our set? " I asked silently praying that there was another one. "just one",Mikki told me while adjusting her glasses. This habit we shared though my own was only when I was nervous . "your most hated and the most wanted and most wanted by some girls" Tosin said just to annoy me. "alright.. Maybe this is a new guy. What's his surname? ",I asked to make clarifications. "mmmmmm, Johnson "." Great ,I'm having such a nice day today ",I said feeling annoyed. "lol he's in your class",kamsi said and I couldn't place if she was asking a question or making a statement but if she was asking a question then... Lemme calm down. "yes he is. I'm so hating my stay in that class ". With that I moved towards my hell of a class. I found an empty seat at the back. Somewhere I guessed Mr pompous wouldn't love to stay. The remaining two seats by my left were empty and I gave a silent thank you to God when a lousy fair girl decided to fill the one right beside me. Oh well Mr pompous took the second one by the corner. Hehe, Atleast this Benita girl decided to separate us. Remind me to thank her later. Just as I was about to feel happy, at least for the fact that he was not beside me I heard Benita begging. "korede please na. I like the corner, just switch places with me please." "I said no. I like the corner too. I'm not switching ". Please say no.. Please say no
"korede please na.. Oya I'll pay you".she said.
Fuck this girl. If I had a gun I'll shoot her. "OK, fine.. But you are paying me"..Dumb humans.. Just cause of money.. With that he moved beside me
JUST KILL ME