My Yoruba Love Story

PRICK... CACTUS

this chapter is dedicated to veektoriiah.... She's just annoying in a special way.. And I hope this chapter will be as annoying as she is.. Love you b...

I walked into their class. It was just next door btw (by the way) so it wasn't even a walk sef. They were all busy with something I was yet to find out. "hi, why's everyone busy? ",I asked in a whisper. "because physics made us bees", Tosin tried saying it also in a whisper. We couldn't hold it anymore.. We laughed it out. "no like seriously. What does this man take us for? Einstein. Mtcheww. How will you just drop a question on the first day of school without teaching and expect us to get the answers. From where nii? The moon ",Tosin said. I could see the frustration in her face. "calm down oh! I'll help you. But not now sha. During prep",I told her. "Chei. God I thank you for giving me smart friends. Ehmmm Mikkie, solve dey go sha. I'll copy from you. Temi wee explain later ",Tosin said. "maka why? You don dey mad ",Mikkie replied. "ki ni ye? What is it? It's called shortcut to success. Abi you never hear of am before ",Tosin asked. "abeg, I think I'm doing what Tosin said please. I can't Kill myself ",kamsi said closing her book. "biko,i give up too",sapphire said and clicked her pen close. "is now you people are giving up. Saii. I gave up before the man dropped the question ",a carefree Tosin said. I wonder how she passes. "Mikkie, Mikkie. The only Einstein of our time. You've refused to give up. I love your spirit girlfriend but please ehh, just calm down and listen to my plight, ejor ",I told Mikki. "Ehhh!so there's gist. Physics man you fit drop me demerit but this gist isn't passing me by ",Mikki said feeling very excited. "well it's a sad story. Korede Johnson is in my class. Bad enough. But I feel so excited. He's beside me in class. Isn't that great news? ",I asked sarcastically before rolling my eyes. "it's great news actually because we'll be having gists and probably fights. Woah!",sapphire added. "or maybe it's just the first point to prove that you guys are meant to be. Oh! I can't wait. My cousin will finally find her true love ",Tosin said in a very high pitched voice. "Tosin I'm not your cousin please. Tobi is your cousin not me". "but Tobi is your brother so if he's my cousin so are you. I'm proud to be related to you two". Well it's no necessity. I'm your cousin by title not blood ",I told her. "but whichever way you want to put it,you still are.. Aww, am I not lucky to have you ", she said trying to hug me.. "eww please. Fi mi le. (leave me alone ).dont put your germs on me",I told her immediately. "Jesus Temi. Who has been teaching you Yoruba. When you came back to Nigeria you were a novice.dont tell me that Americana spirit has already been replaced with ghetto life. For the record. You just know how to spoil the moment ",she said pouting. "not the first time I'm being told but again,thank you ",I told her not caring. "now back to my problem.HOW AM I MEANT TO SURVIVE WITH THAT PRICK BESIDE ME?, I asked. "well you can replace him with cactus ",kamsi said. We just looked at her. "don't you guys get? Prick.. Cactus ",she tried to explain. "we get! ",we chorused. "so why are you looking at me as if I had coconut growing on my head? "
"well, I think you actually have coconut growing in your brain. How will you think of such rubbish. Chai. Kamsi oo. What a best friend, "I told her . "what? I was just trying to lighten up your mood ",she said innocently. "and who said her mood was dark? ",Tosin the chatter box asked. "OMG! ",we all chorused. "Tosin are you funny? ",I asked and the bell sounded. Holy shit. How does this happen.. How time flies. Well it gives a bittersweet feeling though. But seriously, another two hours beside that minion.. No.. I love the actual minions though but he's not them so I hate him...

I know I'm the most annoying person... I agree and I'm sorry guys. I've just been busy.. Yes busy.. And a bit lazy... Forgive me... Just drop your comments and please vote.. Thank you.. Veektoriiah... I hope you are happy