My Yoruba Love Story

Mr Pompous

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He switched seats with that very idiotic Benita girl and he was right beside me. Nice one
COULD TODAY BE ANY BETTER?

The bell for first period went and I was having chemistry now. Not as if I had the timetable. I asked a chubby girl beside me. She had a funny name that I couldn't pronounce so I didn't bother memorizing it. I wasn't good with names by the way. "Good morning class ",the man meant to teach us chemistry said and we all replied. Well they all replied. It was choice and I didn't feel like greeting. Not as if it would make a difference sef. After what seemed like an eternity of teaching, he told us to bring out our papers for a quick test. CHINEKE GOD..is this man okay Abi he drank before coming to class? I hadn't planned for this shit today. Well I didn't mind, I still had chemistry in my head. Wait! I mind oh. Ah. Which kind. I brought out my hard cover note book that had makeup designs as the deco. "Temitope please could you lend me a shit of paper? " I knew that voice. It was Mr Pompous'
Wow he said please. "why?" "I didn't come with any spare note book ". "why would you when all that fills your brain is pride. ",I thought within myself. I looked at him with disgust. Mhen! If looks could kill this guy would have been rotting by now. I tore a page from the hard cover note book. My expensive souvenir from Canada!(I screamed in my head). Gosh. He'll pay later. I threw it carelessly on his desk. "thank you ",he said. And I replied him by rolling my eyes. The teacher dictated the question and we wrote it down. Everyone else was busy answering. I sat there staring at my paper. Not as if I didn't know what to write but I didn't just feel like.. It's not by force na. I really needed to work on this carefree attitude. "Adebayo",the chemistry man called out. Shut. Why is he calling my surname and how did he know me sef? Teachers. So they are stalkers too.. I see. "yes sir", I replied. "Why aren't you writing? " Isn't it obvious,cause I don't feel like. Sharrap Tope. You can't tell him that. My subconscious told me.. Oya lemme think fast. "My pen isn't writing ",I half lied because the pen was actually cracking. He checked but he didn't have an extra pen. "who has an extra pen to lend Adebayo? "
SAY MY FUCKEN FIRST NAME MISTER!
"I do",korede said
BLESS MY SOUL
"Get it from him",the teacher said more like an order. I hesitated. "excuse me sir,i think I have a green one. Do you mind if I use it? ",I asked. "as you wish "
Phew. My subconscious gave me a high five. I sat down lazily and answered the questions. I was the last to submit. "good day class. You'll get your scores by our next lesson ". I checked my time and it was just 9.30.
Couldn't it get to 1.00 already so that my hell of a day could be over.. As if I didn't have a year left .. Mtcheww. I wasn't having any class till 11 so I decided to pull out my laptop but I changed my mind and brought out a Francine Rivers novel. By now Benita and her group of friends were already around Mr pompous. They were chattering and blushing all over him. Urghhh. If this was continuing I'd change my seat or make them leave. I mean they were all noisy. What if I brought my friends to create chitchats with me. No one would survive in this class oo. I wonder what is wrong with them. I just wonder. I tried to focus on the novel but I wasn't just getting cause these weaver birds couldn't just shut the fuck up. I swear the noise could give a baby migraines. "Benita please could you find another location for you and your friends to get all over him because y'all are disturbing me ",I said. "Excuse me we are not getting all over him. You can join if you want ",she said. "no thanks. Save it for your desperate friends ". Did you just call us desperate? ",she asked after like 2 minutes.
"are you that slow? Like seriously you just realized abi did I have water in my mouth when I said it? To save your slow brain the stress of understanding what I just said, yes I called you guys desperate. What will you do about it. Oya come and knock me na, Olosho ".with that I locked my laptop in my locker, picked up my novel and went to see Mikki them.
SO MUCH FOR BEING IN THE SAME CLASS WITH KOREDE JOHNSON..

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