Birthday!!

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IT'S MY SIRIBOOBOO'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I'M SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!! ANY IDEA HOW OLD HE IS NOW???

57. Yes, fifty seven. FRIGGIN FIFTY SEVEN!!
AWW MY BABY JUST GREW UP LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!

People who want party, 9 o'clock tonight, my house.

SO AS IT'S SIRIUS'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, I'M PUTTING MANYYYYY THINGS IN THIS UPDATE! YAYYYYYYYYY!!!

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#1] HOW TO FIND SIRIUS

You lost Sirius in a crowd.

You: I can't find Sirius.

You: *shouts* WHY DID LILY MARRY JAMES? SHE HATED HIM!

Sirius from the crowd: *shouting back* NAH SHE DIDN'T!

You: Found him.

PS: It sucked. I have more.

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#2 Punny Sirius

This is something I found on Pinterest:


When Remus looks scared
Sirius: Haha look at the Scarewolf!

When Marauders are playing Truth or dare
James: Truth or dare, Remus?
Remus: Dare
Sirius: Woah step back for the Darewolf

When Remus refused to show him his homework
Sirius: That's not Fairwolf! C'mon Sharewolf!!

When Remus closes the door, the curtains and puts Silencing charm on the dorm
Sirius: Why are you denying me the access to fresh air Moony? Do you want me to suffocate and die?
Remus: No, you see I'm not wearing clothes under these sheets...
Sirius: Yeah I'm aware
Remus: Don't you dare
Sirius: Dare what? *blinks innocently
Remus: Please God help me
Sirius: Aw cute, little barewolf is grumpy

When he can't find Remus
Sirius: Wherewolf?
Sirius: *finds Remus *
Sirius: Therewolf.

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#3)
Imagine a blindfolded James on his wedding day trying to find his bride but kissing Sirius in a  wedding gown instead.
I think Sirius would have made a beautiful bride. What do you think?

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#4) Punny Sirius no. 2

Sirius: Hey Prongs. What is a deer with only one eye called?
James: I don't know. What?
Sirius: No I-deer.
Remus: Can you guys keep it low- Wait JAMES DON'T HIT SIRIUS WITH THAT BROOMSTICK!
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#5
Sirius: URGGG Y/N! I can't believe you ate the last piece of chocolate! You ate the only good thing that ever happened in my life! *sobs* You know what? I'm leaving. *sniffs* Goodbye. And remember *wipes his nose on your scarf* I love you.
Lily: Uh, is he okay Y/N?
You: Don't worry, he's just having his daily drama queen moment. He'll come back in 3, 2...
Sirius: HEY GUYS I'M BACK!
You: Told you.

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#6

Old in age, toddler in behaviour, baby at heart

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Old in age, toddler in behaviour, baby at heart...

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#7

______HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS!!!*dies dreaming about Sirius**comes back because HEY IF I LEAVE WHO'D ANNOY YOU GUYS WITH STUFF LIKE THIS?*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS!!!
*dies dreaming about Sirius*
*comes back because HEY IF I LEAVE WHO'D ANNOY YOU GUYS WITH STUFF LIKE THIS?*

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