Sirius Black Imagines (HOLD)

'TIS CHRISTMAS!!

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friends!!!
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Since it's CHRISTMAS today, I have this for you:

Oh and before you read it;
I don't read or write smut.
This is not smut.

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Christmas, 1980

"Are you sure this is how people whip butter?"

"Butter is not whipped, it's either creamed or beaten. And no, that is not how you beat butter."

"Why did we took the responsibility of making the Christmas dinner, huh, Sirius?"

"Because Prongs and Lily need a break and have to look after Prongslet. Moony is trying to find a job. And you know Peter, dinner will be over before we even get to see it." Sirius said with a smile.

About 5 months ago, my best friend Lily gave birth to her and James's son, Harry. Believe me, they haven't had a wink of sleep since then. That's besides the point.

The point is that it's upon us- Sirius and I- to make the Christmas dinner this year.

The problem is, I don't even know how to make hot chocolate. And we have to make a whole feast.
Lovely.

"Sweety, don't hit the butter with that spatula! Let me show you how it's done."

Sirius's now chocolatey scent filled the air around me as he took the spatula from my hand. He began to beat the butter. How is he able to do that without splashing the thing like a fountain?!?!

Within 5 minutes, the chicken grease was ready. My boyfriend is incredible.

I sat on the kitchen table, "How come you know all the recipes and everything? I never saw you cook before."

"Remember James and I used to go down to the kitchen at Hogwarts when you girls were hungry at 2 in the morning?"

"Uh-huh"

"Elves there were generous enough to teach us a few things. Since you don't even know how to boil water, the knowledge came handy." he smirked.

"Hmm. Good job Elves."

"Not going to give me credit for anything ever huh Y/N?"

"Nah."

"Okay so, the cranberry sauce and gravy are ready. Potatoes are boiling, the trifle is in the fee- no, refregee-" he pointed at the refrigerator.

"It's called a refrigerator."

"Yeah. The trifle is in the refrigerator," he enunciated 'refrigerator', "the chicken is in the oven, the bread is on that plate there."

"It's just 8:07"

"We have about 8 minutes."

"What do you want to do till then?"

He gave me his 'I-know-what-you're-thinking' smirk.

I climbed down the table. He knew what I was going to do.

"I don't really think it's a good time to-" I grabbed his face and pressed my lips on his.

He pulled away, and I was a little hurt.

"What's wrong?"

"We don't have time for hook up, we have a dinner to serve in about 5 minutes."

"Do you care?"

I know him too well. He replied, "Not really," and kissed me again.

I pressed him against the wall.
The force that I put in this task was probably too much, because out of nowhere, a bag of flour descended upon our heads, making us look as white as ghosts.

To make the whole matter worse, the doorbell rang.

"What are we going to do now?!" I exclaimed.

"You made me!"

"Come on, both of you! Open the door!" came a familiar voice, which belonged to Lily.

"It's your guests!" James called from outside.

We tried to rub the flour off our clothes. But you know flour. Flour loves clothes.

I opened the door for Lily, James, Remus, Peter, and of course little Harry.

"What happened to you both?" Lily exclaimed.

James dabbed his finger onto Sirius's face and licked  it. "Hmm, you made trifle?"

"Uh-" I began.

"She was trying to seduce me and when I refused she threw the whole bad of flour at me!"

"WHAT?" I looked at him in surprise.

"Mmm bla!" Harry cooed, staring at me from Lily's arms.

"Right Harry? That's too bad, Y/N" Lily said and entered.

"Really Y/N? In the kitchen?" James teased. And earned a glare as he followed his wife and his baby inside the house.

"Y/N, you of all the people?" Remus shook his head.

"Yeah never expected this from you." Peter taunted me further.

Whilst all this happened, Sirius looked like a puppy dog who just got kicked out of the house.
He gave me a smirk from behind their backs.

"Sirius, you are so dead."

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