Miss Boiler was at her desk when she heard the phone ring, it was the principle, Mrs. Vokal.
Mrs Vokal said, 'we need you to come to Miss Haskins class for a speach lesson today'. Miss Boiler said " Ok I'll be right over there."
As she got there, Miss Haskin was walking out and said, "Can you watch the kids, it won't be long." Sure Miss Boiler said, then Miss Haskin was walking back and said,"I have the vats ready if you know what I mean" She laughed as she left and said 'have fun.'
Miss Boiler finally went inside the class and said 'hey kids how are you'.'Have you guys ever heard of the th sound.'
(Kids chear and say yesss) Well kids we are going to practice that sound. This is the only time you can spit at a teacher. 3 2 1 ,go thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Random moans come from the side of the room that Miss Boiler is on, she says " Oh yes spit on me and all over my face." But what the kids didn't know is that there where 19 vats out in the hall.
Miss Boiler said "Alright stop" ,the kids stopped and Miss Boiler said,"Ok now I have a surprise."Miss Boiler was going to get the 19 Vats. She went to get them, and the class got excited. Miss Boiler finally got back and said, "Alright hop in" Miss Boiler says. The kids said 'ok yay.' Miss Boiler put a burner under all the Vats and she said,"ok now do the f sound." They say 'okayyyyy.'All you can hear in the class is ffffffffffffffffffffffff. Miss Boiler says "Oh ya please spit harder", they did. The kids fill the Vats with their spit and Miss Boiler turned on the burners. All the children where being boiled ALIVE. Miss Haskin came back and said "What the heck are you doing." Miss Boiler said.
" Why don't you join them." Miss Haskin replied.
"Okayy". Miss Haskin got in and said the water (spit) is great. Then all the kids started to moan ,especially the boys the water, (spit) turned white . Miss Boiler said my work her is done, but then Mrs Vokal came in and said 'what the freaking heck are you doing, this is your third strike one more and your out'.
(Obviously Mrs Vokal had no experience with baseball or softball.) Miss Boiler said "Why don't you get in with Miss Haskin."
Mrs Vokal said "okayy " ,and got in the 19th Vat (the biggest vat) with Miss Haskin.
