50 YO MAMA JOKES
1) Yo mama so fat when she sat on her iPhone, she created an iPad.
2) Yo mama so fat she fell asleep... trying to get up.
3) Yo mama so bald when she puts on a turtleneck, she looks like a roll on deodorant.
4) Yo mama so ugly, One Direction went the other direction.
5) Yo mama so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.
6) Yo mama so old when she farts, she farts dust.
7) Yo mama so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store.
8) Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
9) Yo mama so fat when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean.
10) Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
11) Yo mama so hairy her nips have afros.
12) Yo mama so ugly she made blind kids cry.
13) Yo mama so stupid when I told her Christmas is around the corner, she went looking for it.
14) Yo mama so fat she has cheat codes to Wii Fit.
15) Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.
16) Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 10 minutes before she does.
17) Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood, he got type 2 diabetes.
18) Yo mama so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say 'Go'.
19) Yo mama so short she hang glides on a dorito.
20) Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.
21) Yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
22) Yo mama so fat her fart causes global warming.
23) Yo mama so fat she is a map on Call Of Duty.
24) Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
25) Yo mama so stupid she stares on an orange juice because it says 'concentrate'.
26) Yo mama so fat she doesn't need Internet cause she's already World Wide.
27) Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
28) Yo mama so fat she had 2 watches, one for each timezone.
29) Yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear, then said she was listening to 50 Cent.
30) Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said,"Sorry, No professionals!"
31) Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe.
32) Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test.
33) Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
34) Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.
35) Yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of bed.
36) Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a mattress store, she slept on the floor.
37) Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, my phone number comes up.
38) Yo mama so ugly farmers used her picture as a scarecrow.
39) Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
40) Yo mama so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
41) Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, my neck broke.
42) Yo mama so ugly people go for her as Halloween.
43) Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
44) Yo mama so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
45) Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.
46) Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
47) Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
48) Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
49) Yo mama so poor she chases after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
50) Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder (A/N White Chicks ;) )
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