Le Joke Book: 22 (To Do List)

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To Do List :

√ Wear shirt that says life. Hand out lemons on street.

√ Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

√ Become a teacher. Make every test answer 'C' and enjoy.

√ Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Before they do, scream "PIKA PIKAAA!"

√ Get into a cab and yell "Follow that car!"

√ Stacy's mom

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For those of you who doesn't know bout Stacy's mom. It's...

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