The Vault Hunter (A Borderlands 2 Fanfic)

The Vault Hunter

Still slightly paralyzed from the level of badassitude they just experienced, The Vault Hunters made introductions and and headed back to Liars Berg.

While heading back, Gaige tried to make small talk with Stevie.

"So, Um... what's your story?"

Stevie raised her eyebrow. "My story?"

"Yeah! We've all done it, like our origin story."

She sighed. "It will be the saddest and most complicated sob story you will ever hear in your life."

"That just sparked my curiosity." Gaige said with a smirk.

"I'll tell you guys when the time comes." She said as she walked to the customization machine to get a new leather jacket. Gaige raised her eyebrows but shrugged it of. She liked a girl with mystery. She realized the others had already left for Sanctuary and decided to head back with Stevie.

When she got back she had a brand new leather jacket on.

"Alright we can go now." She said after returning.

Gaige quickly put the coordinates in for Sanctuary and they digistructed there. Unfortunately for Gaige though, she forgot to tell Stevie to brace herself when they digistructed and ended up spawning with Stevie on top of her. She quickly got herself free, and tried to stand.

"God, I'm sorry...this is awquard I mean my no your..."

"Gaige! Calm down. Deep calming breaths girl." She said with a smirk.

Gaige took a deep breath and helped Stevie of the floor. With a final flush on her face she started Stevie's mini tour of Sanctuary.

"Alright I'll make this simple. If you wanna get drunk of your ass or bet all your money on the slots go to Moxxi's," She pointed at the neon sign. "If you wanna get healed or just get a shield or insta health, which I would recommend, go to Zed's." She pointed at the other neon sign that said 'Dr.Zed's.' "If you wanna buy or sell guns and get some target practice, go to Marcus's." She points at the Guns sign. "The black market is there, be careful with crazy earl though, Scooter's garage is over there, don't disrespect him because Moxxi's his mom and she WILL find you,-"

"Hey minion!"

"Oh god, and this is our annoyingly friendly neighborhood Claptrap. If he says Claptrap beat box time RUN." Gaige said with a sigh.

"You've brought me another minion! Good job!" it said.

Stevie took a look at the robot in front if her. She peered into its one eye. She then reached into her pocket and pulled out a small chip. She leant over and whispered to Claptrap so Gaige couldn't hear. "Based of what I've seen in you, your not musically appreciated so this should help. With a lot of things to! It use to be my dad's but I think you need it more." She opened the little flap under Claptrap's eye and put the chip in.

"What did you just do to him?" Asked Gaige suspiciously.

"Just watch."

After a few moments, Claptrap yelled "Claptrap MUSIC time! Check it!"

"Music?"

Then, Claptrap started dancing as he 'sang' Rock and roll (We will take you to the mountain) by Skrillex.

"Finally Clappy got a beat!"

"I love this song!"

"Claptrap, thanks for doing something right for once!"

Gaige's jaw dropped as a group of Sanctuary citizens formed around Claptrap as the music kept blasting. Some people even joined the circle to dance with the thing.

Stevie saw her face and raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"Y-you actually made Claptrap likable! How the hell?"

"All I did was download some music into him. No biggie."

Gaige just shook her head and turned. "Lets just keep going."

Gaige dragged Stevie away from the crowd and into the Crimson Raiders HQ. "This is our base of operations and home. The Crimson Raiders HQ. If you wanna officially get in, you'll have to talk to Roland."

Stevie took a look around the place, ignoring the lady sleeping on one of the several washing machines instead of on one of the many bunk beds. "Cool. I'm guessing they're upstairs?"

"Well they should be. Let's go check."

The two girls walked upstairs to the monitor room. What they saw was... unexpected. Everyone was cheering and whistling around Maya and Lilith, who were engaged in a passionate lip lock with deep blushes on their faces.

"GAH!" yelled Gaige as she covered her eyes.

Everyone got quiet and the two sirens separated, looking everywhere but each other.

Stevie had a devilish smirk on her face. "That was hot." She said, breaking the silence.

"Why were they doing that?!" asked Gaige as she finally uncovered her eyes.

"Got bored waiting, truth or dare, things got hot." Said Salvador, summing it up also with a smirk on his face.

"I love it here already!" Yelled Stevie as she threw her arms around Gaige and Axton.