I wish I was
I wish I was a little grub
With whiskers round my tummy
I'd climb into a honey-pot and make my tummy gummy.
-Anon
The truth about the Abominable
The yeti's a beast
who lives in the east
and suffers a lot from B.O.
his hot hairy feet
stink out the street
so he cools them off in the snow
-Michael Baldwin
Camel
Shape lumpy
back humpy
legs clumpy
feet stumpy
ride bumpy
mood grumpy
-Tim Hopkins
