"Pyro get yo ass in here." I yell as I lay on the couch with a jar of pickles.
"What the fuck do you want?!" He whines stomping into the living room. He frowns.
"Don't fucking frown upon me and my god damn ass pickles!" I shout at him. "I'm a big ass pregnant woman, calm yourself." I say as I grab the ice cream bowl by the couch. He just shakes his head in response.
"What the hell did you want?" He asks. I set down my food and gave him a look.
"Carry me to bed." I say simply. He looks taken back.
"The bedroom is right there!" He points to the wall behind him.
"That's a wall dumbass." I say, salty.
"To our bedroom!" He completes.
"Just carry, God dammit!" I say waving my arms. Niall rolls his eyes and picks me up bridal style.
"Holy shit!" He shouts trying to get a better hold of me. I smack his arm.
"Don't give me that! I'm only like 115 pounds!"
"That was before you had another human being inside of you." He snaps. I just scowl at him. "But I still love you." He says sweetly, smiling as he does. I quickly smile back.
"I love you more." I giggle as he throws me on the bed and crawls on top of me. He leans closer to my ear and whispers quite huskily-
"I love you most."
-AND THE BABY IS FUCKING BORN
"Calling it Chad." Niall says. "It's definite." I nod back in agreement.
"Мне бы хотелось водки, пожалуйста." I speak in fluent Russian. Niall stops and stares.
"What the hell did you say?" He asks and Roman, the Russian pig, comes out of nowhere.
"She said- "I would like some vodka, please." He informs Niall then leaves.
"No, you moron."
"PLEASE."
"NO."
"YEA."
"HELL NO."
"HELLA YEAS."
"IM TAKING YOU HOME, damn."
"Thank you." I say sweetly.
We smirk, gratefully at each other.
We now have a cancerous family.
This isn't the end.
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Cringe Bound (Pyrocynical x reader)
FanfictionIf you are reading this, you have no life m8. And you are a cancerous pyro fan. You are infected with pyro disease. Go get yourself some prescribed pyrosanical.