Cringe Bound (Pyrocynical x reader)

Dinner

HOLY FUCK THE LAST TIME I WAS ON THERE WERE ONLY 700 VIEWS AND NOW WE'RE AT 2.2K. WTF YOU GUYS!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!

...=-Reader POV-=...

We are seated at a table.  Anyone could tell that we are holding our breath. If we even speak, something witty is gonna come out and we'll be kicked out of this fancy fuck restaurant. I look around the restaurant as I sit down. 

"Can I start you off with something to drink?" The young waitress asks. We all look at each other. Sophia begins to open her mouth, but I cover her mouth with my hand. 

"Water. For us all, please." I laugh nervously. We as a family can not do well in public. The waitress nods and walks off. 

"Oh, come on MOM!" Sophia says pouting. She folds her arms and slouches down into her chair. "Why can't I have some of that whiskey!? Like all of the cool kids!" I see Pyro roll his eyes. 

"Because you. Aren't. Cool." Pyro says smirking proudly. As he says this, I peer past his head to see the one and only leafy ordering some bleach at the bar. 

"Hun, your boyfriend is here." I say patting Pyro. 

"My wha-" He turns his head and sees Leafy. "Fucking hell." He rests his head in his hands. "Can't we have one night without some sort of meme drama going around?" He mumbles. I ignore his statement keep staring. Leafy turns his head towards me. I quickly look down hoping he didn't see. 

"Please don't see. Please. Please." I whisper under my breath. I glance up. He's staring right at our table. He stands up. "Oh God, please don't come over. Don't you dare come over." He starts walking over. Pyro and Sophia look at me with confused faces. They then look over at Leafy who is making his way towards us. "God Dammit." I say louder than I expected. 

"Hey you fuckers." (Sorry, I really don't watch leafy so sorry if it's not like him.) He says smiling at us. I smile the best I can. I really can't. "Hey y/n." He says again. I bite the inside of my cheek trying not to show how much I am cringing. 

"Uh.. M8, we're trying to enjoy our dinner so... fuck off." Pyro says looking up at leafy. Leafy pats Pyro's back.

"Fuck you." He says grinning. 

"Fuck off, Leafy." I say rubbing my temples. Never really liked that reptile. Team Pyro, am I right?

"Okay." Then he walks off. Thank God. (Yeah I'll start watching him more then bring him into the story.) 

We have dinner and then go home. Sophia goes straight to her room. I faceplant onto the couch, yawning. 

"I'm going to go make a video." Pyro says kissing the back of my head and walking off. 

"Mkay." I mumble into the pillow. 

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Well sorry for the short chapter and waiting so long to post it. Someone had offered an idea in the comments and I think I'll stick with it. Anyway thanks for the views, votes, comments, and adding this story to any reading list. I'll write the next chapter soon.