Cringe Bound (Pyrocynical x reader)

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•••=-pyro's POV-=•••
I had waken up before (y/n). She had looked peaceful. I turn to walk into the kitchen, but bump into Hyojin.
"FUCKING HELL." I shout whisper, "Don't fucking do that."
"Sorry and btw YOU TWO ARE ADORABLE." She says grinning.
"You're insane." I laugh at her.
"You're the one with skinsanity."
"That's a lie." I point out.
"Suuuuuure," she says sarcastically. I roll my eyes. Laughing.
"I don't have skinsanity, I'm a blender."
"Okay blender boy, go make some fucking breakfast." She says pushing me to the kitchen.
I make everyone cereal. I make sure that (y/n) gets a bug bowl of her favorite. Other wise.... Awe fuck she'll probably blow up the whole god damn planet. Corbis comes into the kitchen.
"Hey mum." She says happily.
"I'm not you're mother." I respond not even looking at her and continuing to make cereal.
"Yeah you are." She says.
"No I'm not."
"Yeah you are." She says once again.
"Shut your fucking mouth and behave Sophia." I tell her.
"SEE YOU ALREADY ACT LIKE MY MOM WHY NOT BE MY MOM." She yells throwing her hands into the air.
"Shut. The. Hell. Up." I say.
"No. (Y/N) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS BEING A JERK." she yells toward the couch.
"Shut up Sophia you're the one who's probably high." She yells back continuing to scroll through her phone.
"Yeah..."

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"(Y/n) adopt me as one of your own. Please." Corbis pleads.
"Fine." She says finally giving up. Corbis leaps into the air. Screaming. "BUT DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL SEND YOU TO THE RUSSIANS." She says covering her ears.
"What are you thinking?" I ask (y/n). "How can we take care of that?"
"Oh we'll be fine Pyro. Don't worry about it." She says waving her hand around like it doesn't belong with her body.

Hey sorry for short chapter again. And I've been wondering about how fast my views have been going up. I mean 30 people a chapter is a lot for me but I wonder if someone put this fanfiction in pryocynicals sub Reddit.