Me: Come on i wasn't that drunk was i?
Friend: Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and said "the lord has spoken"
Me:... Awesome
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HumorHey this was just for fun! i hope you guys enjoy! if you havent already, please go check out my other book im in the middle of Hide and go die please!!!
