Me: Hey dad could you lend me 50 bucks while i look for a job?
Dad: Why dont you have a job?
Me: Because my boss said to leave your problems out the door before you come in.
Dad: And?
Me: i told him to stand outside
Dad: lol thats my girl.
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HumorHey this was just for fun! i hope you guys enjoy! if you havent already, please go check out my other book im in the middle of Hide and go die please!!!
