Me: dude i wasn't that drunk, stop lying.
Friend: We were in my house, and you started petting my cat and then you said look at how small this lion is.
Me: omg really? sounds like me on a normal day
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Funny texts and jokes
HumorHey this was just for fun! i hope you guys enjoy! if you havent already, please go check out my other book im in the middle of Hide and go die please!!!
