The Baguette King: a Crafting Vegeto Baguette Boy story

The National Anthem

Vegeto watched the people get into nice, tidy lines.
But before they did whatever they were gunna do, Vegeto heard screaming from above.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!! FUCKING COCKS AND BALLS!!!" A person slammed onto Vegeto's lap.
He coughed.
"What the hell? Sammy??!!"
Vegeto looked down. Snowy was sitting on his lap like Scooby Doo when Shaggy held him. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE??!!"
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW??!! I JUST MADE RAVIOLLI FROM A CAN, PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, AND OUT CAME A FUCKING BAGUETTE!!!"
Sammy blinked. He facepalmed. "The fucking baguettes..."
Snowy looked around. "Where the fuck are we..."
"A place call Baguette Land, and I am apparently the King of it."
"Fuck! Your a King?!"
"Ap... parently so."
"That's awesome, Sammy!!" Snowy shook him.
"THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF BAGUETTE LAND!!!!" Elaine screeched.
Snowy jumped and threw his arms around Vegeto. He stared with wide eyes at the tiny baking pixie.
The people in the lines put on goofy grins and started dancing like they were the Kings and Queens of idiots and stupid dancing.
They started singing along to the anthem.
"Potato potato potato! Potato potato potato! Potato potato potato! Potato potato pota!"
"NOOOO!! OUT OF ALL THE THONGS!!!"
"Sammy..." Snowy said. "You said thongs."
"I MEANT THINGS!!!" He screamed.
Vegeto picked up a nearby book, and proceeded to hit his face with it.
... repetedly.
All while Snowy held on to Vegeto for dear life with wide eyes.