The Baguette King: a Crafting Vegeto Baguette Boy story

Shit just got real with Elaine

Vegeto watched as they burst out the other end of the portal of horror and heat. He panted. "Sweet God! Yes! Cold air!!" He stuck his tongue out.
Elaine rolled her eyes. "It's normal! It wasn't hot in there!"
"What was that, toast pixie?"
She looked like she had been called a fat, pudding cake, bitch. "OK! DO NOT-I REPEAT-NOT, COMPARE ME TO TOAST!!!" She screamed.
"Whoa. Calm your shit, flappy wings." He put his hands up.
Elaine let out a heavy sigh. "The toast are our mortal enemies."
"And what are your immortal enemies?" Vegeto raised an eyebrow.
Elaine glared at him. Then the Attack On Titan theme started playing. Vegeto turned around and looked as the ground flew under him. He then realized something about the song.
"WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN ENGLISH???!!!"
Elaine cackled like a witch. "I dunno, but if it tortures you, im good with it!" She grinned.
Vegeto groaned. He watched as the fields flew past under him. "Well, at least it looks nice." He said with a monotone expression.
Suddenly, a seagull went splat on his face. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"Rudy!!" Elaine exclaimed.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"Squawk! Yup! Yes in-deedy!"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! IT WENT IN MY MOUUUUUUTH!!!!"
Rudy laughed. "THATS WHAT SHE SAIIIID!!!" He shouted.
Elaine laughed like crazy with Rudy. Vegeto groaned in agony. "Look! Here comes the palace!!" Elaine pointed up ahead.
Vegeto looked up. His eyes widened. "HOLY FUCK!! ITS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN FUCKING HOGWARTS AND A PYRAMID!!!"
Sure enough, it was pretty much Hogwarts with sand around it, for it was built on a beautiful beaitch. I know I spelled beach wrong. Ah wanted it tah sound fancah!!
Vegeto's jaw dropped as they flew inside. He was dropped roughly in tje throne room. He landed on his face with his ass sticking up in the air. "Ow.... fuckin cocks..." he peeled his face off the stone floor.
Elaine kicked his butt. "Ack!"
"Sit on the throne, fatty!" She pointed up the steps.
"Ok! Ok! Geez..." Vegeto walked up them and sat on the throne. "A guy could get used to this!" He grinned.
"Guards!!" Elaine called.
A bunch of people ran into the room and got into lines.