The Baguette King: a Crafting Vegeto Baguette Boy story

King of the world!... of baguettes.

The fairy flew up and smacked Vegeto on the head.
Me:*covers mouth to hold back laugh*
"I heard that!!" Vegeto yelled.
The fairy whapped him on the head again. "Oh, shaddup!" She frowned, putting her hands on her hips.
Vegeto glared at the little pixie. He was trying to think of a name for her that involved the words piss, me, and off. "My name is Elaine." She stated, sighing.
Vegeto glared more at the fairy. She pulled her left leg back and kicked his nose. "OW! GOD DAMN IT!!" Vegeto screamed grabbing his nose.
A swirling blue and gold portal opened in front of him. He stared at it. It started sucking him in. "HOLY FUU7UUUCK!!!!" He screamed as it closed behind him.
The freakin song from Blue Exorcist started playing as the wind rushed past Vegetom "FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL! WHY IS THERE DAMN MUSIC!!!"
Me: I think it makes it more exciting.
"Is this you?!" Vegeto hissed.
Me:... maybe.
Vegeto started spinning as he tumbled through the portal. "So," Vegeto said, looking at Elaine.
"What." She looked over at him with a bored face.
"Why am I the king of a kingdom?"
She shrugged. "Physics."
Vegeto's eyes widened and he jumped. "THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!" He screamed at her.
She grinned at his reaction. "Look!" She said pointing up ahead. "We're coming to the end of the portal!!"
A bright light got closer, and Vegeto assumed this to be the end. They flew into the light and Vegeto felt warm. It was like a cozy feeling, like being underneath a nice blanket. He then felt hot. He felt as if he had been set on fire, dropped on the sun, put in an oven on high, and left in there for 300 years. Plus 8. I try to like symmetry.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!" Screamed Vegeto.
Elaine sighed. "This feels so good..."
Vegeto stared at her like 'Da hell?!' "Da hell?!" Vegeto said.
(Sorry for short chapter! Hope to update more soon! Snowy comes soon! So does.... MICHAEL!!!!)