The Baguette King: a Crafting Vegeto Baguette Boy story

King of the Evil Toast: MICHAEL!

The soldiers finally finished the song. Vegeto was shaking in anger. He dropped the book and Snowy yelped. "GET. THE FUCK.

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!" Vegeto screamed pointing at the door.
All the guards hit each other's heads and ran out the doors.
Vegeto sighed in frustration and rubbed his eyes. "Ohhh my Go-o-od...." he said the meme.
Snowy laughed. Vegeto whapped him on the head. Elaine turned into a woman in a long blue dress, heels, and a staff.
Vegeto stared at Elaine.
"What. The literal.
FUCK."
Snowy's jaw dropped. "HOW DID YOU GO FROM BEING A BITCHY TINY PUDDING CUP BAGUETTE PIXIE, TO A FULL SIZED, WOMAN, ENCHANTRESS, THING?!?!?!" He screamed.
She smirked. "Magic, bitch."
He stayed silent. Vegeto chuckled. A scream was heard in the distance. He ran over to the window and looked outside, dropping Snowy on the floor. He looked into the distance as a giant cliff was being rolled onto the hill. He debated on looking down.
"Do I even want to look down." He said.
Elaine sighed and walked up on his right. "Yup."
He looked down and shrieked like a girl. There was an army of toast down there. One Toast was bigger than the others, and at the front. He also had a giant toast..... mustache?
"That. Is Michael." Elaine pointed to him.
Vegeto stared, his jaw dropping. Snowy ran up on his left. "HOLY GOD!" He screamed staring at the toast.
Michael lifted his hand. "SOUND THE BATTLE CRY!!!"
A small piece of toast trotted up to the top of the fake cliff they had rolled there. He lifted his right hand and put his left over his heart. If he.... had one?
"In the eyes of Obama~" He sang. He stopped immediately after that, being shot in the face with an arrow.
It fell over, dead. All the Toast-people-things were silent.
"RETREAT!!!" Michael screamed.
The toast ran away. "What the fuck was that???" Vegeto asked as they took the cliff with them.
Elaine sighed. "Toast. Our mortal enemies. They.... arent very good at fighting. At least.... not today."
Snowy stood up from lying on the floor. He had been dying of laughter from that one piece of Toast. "Ok then."
There was a giant clap as someone fell ontop of Vegeto and Snowy, slapping them to the ground. They looked up to see Felix.
"I CAME FROM TITAN LAND!!!!" He screamed with wide eyes, holding baguettes and loaves of bread. He had a hat with the Attack On Titan cadet logo on it.
"What the fuck?" Vegeto asked.
"Dude! I don't fucking know!! I opened my fridge and got out bread! I left my house and climbed a tree. I started to eat the bread. Then, I'm hit in the head with a fucking baguette, arrived in Attack On Titan land, nearly got eaten, but was saved by a bag of bread, and then the bread turned into toast and tried to rape me. I was then saved by a baguette and brought here. I fell out of the sky and landed on your sorry asses. Well.... just asses."
Vegeto growled. "FUUUUUUCK!!!! AND GET THE HELL OFF USSSS!!!!!"
Felix laughed.