WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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xD 

My friend and I are on the phone and then she just randomly says

"Fuck me sideways" 

And then I start dying because it was so random

and I say

"How do you do that?"

She said 

"I dunno but I'm about to find out."

So it's been about an hour 

And she just randomly says

"Shaila,

fuck me sideways, upside down, in a triangle, sideways, in a circle and repeat!"


So here I am laughing and the she tells me that she's gonna tell her boyfriend this and he's gonna be like

"Anything you want baby"

Now I don't know whether to be terrified or to be dying of laughter

Or I could always go over there and bust out my phone

I be like

"Worldstar!"

and start recordin


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